hi-i-like-bastille:

if you think im a loser who likes music too much then you’re definitely right

(via band-memes)

cool gender neutral dating terms

lizlord:

1. datemate
2. kissfriend
3. lovebud
4. smoochcutie
5. romfriend (like romantic get it)
6. my person
7. favorite friend
8. the datemeister
9. commitmentbuddy
10. coolperson

(via ziggystardick)

World's 10 Most Expensive Houses

disneyfansonly:

just-relatable:

the-unsocial-penguin:

$92 million for that mansion. OMG not many people can afford that…

who said money can’t buy happiness? U MAD

#2 is the bae

the pinnacle <3

(via the-personal-quotes)

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via retrophysicalxo)

Top 5 sex positions

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  • "sort by price: low to high"
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(Source: the-chandelier-swing, via yourwaywithwordsisthorugh92)

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

(via theheartinourfaults)